Property Powerhouses Pillows

Tenants and Landlords - 'Ah, he's given me notice, but I'm taking his wall-paper with me! ...'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Look, son, real estate."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Reverse Mortgage.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Sold his air rights."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Repossessions

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'They're playing house.'

'This is close enough.'

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'