Real Estate Tycoons Pillows

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Who Let the Dawg In?

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Igloo sales

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'One day this will all be yours.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

CX909708

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Turtle Home

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'They're playing house.'