Real Estate Trend Spotter Gifts

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"See a trend?"

Skinhead guppy.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

The Stock Market

"We just need more wiggle room."

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

Markets Drama

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

"We've townsized."

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'I'm going to refer to an economic theory, first postulated in July, which is still applicable today.'