Real Estate Trend Spotter Prints

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"See a trend?"

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Skinhead guppy.

The Stock Market

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"We just need more wiggle room."

Markets Drama

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I'm going to refer to an economic theory, first postulated in July, which is still applicable today.'