Housing Trend Tracker Gifts

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Which way up do you want it?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

House hunting is cruel.

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Hipster Police Department

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''