Housing Trends Gifts

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"