Urban Trends Gifts

A businessman is chauffeured on a stretch scooter.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I have no thumbs."

No Immediate Danger