Housing Trends T-Shirts

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Keeping warm.

Made in China

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

A Macaroni in 1772

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everything's gone up."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

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