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"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Jumping Wall Street.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

The Chia Pet

Mall of ages

"It just seems like we're stuck on Lambada when everyone else is twerking."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Basic Instinct

Georgian head-dress

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."