Property Trend Follower Pillows

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Jumping Wall Street.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Basic Instinct

Georgian head-dress

Mall of ages

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

The Chia Pet

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."