Property Trends Pillows

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Igloo sales

Repossessions

'They're playing house.'

Dog Realtor

Shoe house.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

"It's got a great view!"

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

Estate Agents

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Well, here's our new place, honey. What do you think?'

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'