Property Trends Pillows

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Igloo sales

'They're playing house.'

Repossessions

Dog Realtor

Shoe house.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"We need to find more stable housing."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

"It's got a great view!"

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Estate Agents

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

'Well, here's our new place, honey. What do you think?'

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'