Property Market Pillows

Dog Realtor

"I realize you're anxious to sell your home, but I think one sign will be sufficient."

"Now I know this one's expensive, but just think how much negative equity you'll have to brag about when the market crashes."

Estate Agents

"I've downsized..."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Real Estate Office and Pretend Estate Office.

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

"... It's a housing bubble."

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

'I wouldn't describe you as a 'first time buyer', I'd say you were more of a 'no chance buyer'.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Igloo sales

"This is an ideal property for the first time mug...Er...I mean buyer."

You said you wanted privacy - Realty.

'They're playing house.'

"As much as I hate to admit it, a bigger sign isn't going to help it sell any quicker."

'Oh no! We've moved to a catchment area...'

"Of course it's a bit out of your price range but you could always think about subletting."

"You know what they say - It's location, location, LOCATION!"

"And to make matters worse, we can't seem to be able to lure a high-end retailer to these parts."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"Me and Brian are waiting to buy our own house."

"You won't have trouble with bad neighbours. I WAS the bad neighbour."

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Location location location - Next 3 Exits

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'I told you the property market was improving.'

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

Sure, it's a digger-upper, but that's why the price is so low.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'