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Wiffle Tree Condos.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

House building chart (like steps).

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Cool bling bro!"

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"Help!!"

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

Location location location - Next 3 Exits

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

'Well that's buggered up the village green application'

For sale - 50 off.

'Sir...I have a couple here who claim to be first time buyers! What do I do?'

'They've rejected a number of offers. I guess they're in no hurry to sell.'

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'