Housing Trendsetter Prints

Wiffle Tree Condos.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Cool bling bro!"

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"

It's time to change your "asking price" to "on-our-knees-begging-price."

"Help!!"

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

Location location location - Next 3 Exits

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

'Well that's buggered up the village green application'

'Sir...I have a couple here who claim to be first time buyers! What do I do?'

For sale - 50 off.

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'

'They've rejected a number of offers. I guess they're in no hurry to sell.'