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Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Keeping warm.

Made in China

"Absolutely not!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Everything's gone up."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"That shirt is so last year."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'