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Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Absolutely not!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

A Macaroni in 1772

Made in China

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Everything's gone up."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'