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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

King George I