Royalty T-Shirts

"Nice moat."

Carl XVl Gustaf

Queen Silvia Bernadotte

'You can wear the crown, but we won't bow down.'

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

'You have to delegate SOME authority.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'

Prince Charles

'False alarm -- it's just an industrial revolution.'

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

Queen Elizabeth II

Prince Philip

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Camilla Parker-Bowles

"We are not amused."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Don't think of it as a problem ??" think of it as an opportunity.'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

The Queen

The Queens Guard hair do.

Charles II

'True, but inefficiency and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

The Accession of the Queen of India

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"You will meet a tall dark stranger, then a short dark..."

'Instead of a knighthood, Sire, could I just have the money instead?'

'There's another hereditary disease that runs in the royal family. Your grandfather was a stubborn fool, your father was a stubborn fool, and you are a stubborn fool.'

'Yes, you've taken care of all my financial needs but I have emotional needs too!'