Royalty Mugs

"Nice moat."

Carl XVl Gustaf

Queen Silvia Bernadotte

'You can wear the crown, but we won't bow down.'

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

'You have to delegate SOME authority.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Prince Charles

'False alarm -- it's just an industrial revolution.'

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

The Queen

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"We are not amused."

Camilla Parker-Bowles

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Don't think of it as a problem ??" think of it as an opportunity.'

'Instead of a knighthood, Sire, could I just have the money instead?'

Charles II

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

The Queens Guard hair do.

'True, but inefficiency and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'

The Accession of the Queen of India

'There's another hereditary disease that runs in the royal family. Your grandfather was a stubborn fool, your father was a stubborn fool, and you are a stubborn fool.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'I didn't know the Magna Carta HAD small print!'

"My father-who the hell do you think named me Edward the Lesser?"