Real Estate Rhetoric Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for someone interested in real estate? Our collection features clever and heartfelt products that celebrate their love for property, home-making, and real estate careers. Whether they’re a realtor, homebuyer, or property investor, find unique items that speak their language and add a touch of humor or sincerity to their space.

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Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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"Efficiency tombs available"

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"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach." mockup

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera." mockup

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

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'It mostly scares the realtors.'

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool." mockup

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

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"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south." mockup

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten." mockup

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested." mockup

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

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'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.' mockup

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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Coming Soon- Trump Circle

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Real estate.

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'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.' mockup

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

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'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!' mockup

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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"We're thinking of downsizing."

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Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Toughing it out in the real estate game. mockup

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

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'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

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"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..." mockup

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

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'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.' mockup

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

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Real Estate Rhetoric Gifts Collection

Real Estate Rhetoric Mugs

Looking for more real estate-themed mugs? Check out our collection of witty and stylish mugs perfect for realtors and property lovers.

Real Estate Rhetoric Pillows

Add some personality to their space with pillows featuring real estate humor or motifs—great for home or office decor.

Real Estate Rhetoric Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the world of real estate, perfect for decorating any property enthusiast's space.

Real Estate Rhetoric T-Shirts

Explore our selection of real estate-inspired t-shirts, designed to showcase their passion for property in a fun and fashionable way.