Reading Time Escapist Gifts

Book Cheat

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Philip Kindred Dick

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

'What luck!'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

Book Igloo

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Houdini 2019

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

Your library book is overdue.

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Bleh! That dreaded time of year had come around again. Everyone says it's torture. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Ok, class. Together we will all somehow survive

Man Readig Paper

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

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