Reading Time Escapist Pillows

Book Cheat

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'What luck!'

Book Igloo

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Houdini 2019

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

Your library book is overdue.

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Man Readig Paper

Hiding From Social Media

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."