Reading Tales Gifts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Witches Checkout.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Good boy

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Beauty and the Baste

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Let's all be fairies.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"