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'It is I! Moogoth the destroyer of quite grassy pastures!'

Warrior Woman

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

The Beard in the Stone

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sleeping Beauty

Self Help / Elf Help.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Devi's brew?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.