Reading Fantasy Novels Mugs

'I'm sorry but your middle earth is full of our natural gas.'

'It is I! Moogoth the destroyer of quite grassy pastures!'

Warrior Woman

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

The Beard in the Stone

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Sleeping Beauty

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Hansel and Gretal

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Devi's brew?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'