Reading And Watching Fusionist T-Shirts

Moby Dick

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Musical Mestizo.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Women bathing at the seaside

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Pirate Yoga

Vote Claus.

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

"What the hell story is this from?"

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."

Engineering and Engine Earring