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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

A Kangermoo

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'I'm on the plain.'

Pamplona 500

Cowpunk

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Peter

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

When worlds collide...

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Top Gump

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Yin-Yang-Yum.

"What the hell story is this from?"

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

The Stradivarius Synthesizer