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'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Guess who netted it.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Origins Of Evolution

Carp, per diem.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"