Raw Fish Wizards Pillows

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Guess who netted it.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Carp, per diem.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'