Raw Bars Pillows

Oyster Bar.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I think we may be related!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Beers

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'