Raw Bars Gifts

Oyster Bar.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beers

Dolphin friendly tuna

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

"I think we may be related!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."