Rating Renegade Pillows

'I thought I'd hate hit because it only got a rating of 74, but then, luckily, I remembered I paid $249.00 for it.'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Give him his food."

Ready for a run!

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Music Freak.

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Female Dominance.

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

Exams

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Complaints (just kidding).

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

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TV tie-in book signpost.