Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
Rash Rejecter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your rash rejecter? Our collection celebrates daring souls who reject conformity and embrace their bold, creative instincts. From witty t-shirts to quirky mugs, find items that empower and entertain those who live vibrantly and refuse to follow the crowd. Whether it’s for a friend who loves standing out or a self-titled icon of originality, our creative goodies are designed to make a statement and spark smiles.
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.
'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'
'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'
"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"
"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."
'Money DOES make me happy.'
"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"
"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."
"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."
Publishing
Throwing Away Music
"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"
"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"
"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."
"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."
'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'
"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."
'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'
"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."
'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''
"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."
"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."
Computer Hating Service.
Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -
"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."
Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue
I hate fast food.
Rash Rejecter Gifts Collection
Rash Rejecter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate bold individuality with witty and empowering designs—perfect for every rash rejecter.
Rash Rejecter Pillows
Check out our pillows collection for stylishly rebellious decor that adds comfort and character to any space.
Rash Rejecter Prints
Browse our prints collection to find bold, creative artworks that inspire and amuse—ideal for the rash rejecter’s personal space.
Rash Rejecter T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for fearless creators and rebels. Bright, witty, and uniquely styled—just like them.