Rash Rejecter Pillows

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

Publishing

Throwing Away Music

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

Computer Hating Service.

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

I hate fast food.