Richness Rejecter Gifts

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

Publishing

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

Just think of us as the control group for the affluent society.

'Know what's really grating?'

"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

Computer Hating Service.

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

"I'm not sure I like this 'Unconventional Couples' reality show."

Sue will you marry me? -Bob. No. -Sue

I hate fast food.