Rank And Prestige Buff Gifts

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

Army Barracks

'I'm afraid I have some bad news...'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'Stop moaning. We all have to start somewhere.'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"I've decided being chairman's not for me."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

George and the Dragon.

Falls at work.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

"As a concerned corporation, we take very seriously our responsibility to offer banal and meaningless platitudes for social media consumption."

"The quality of your work this year has been good, but concerns have been raised about your 'sense of urgency'."

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."