Noble Status Buff Gifts

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

The Royal Wii.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

cayetana de alba

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

"I know, I know. I already got your text, your email, and that robocall on the home phone."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

Baron de Munchausen

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

Probability Test.

Achilles needs first aid.

Ice Sculpture.

George and the Dragon.

Falls at work.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'Nobility vehicle'

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."

Happy Birthday

'It slices, it dices...'