Nobility Gifts

'Nobility vehicle'

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Baron de Munchausen

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

Prince Charles

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

The Royal Wii.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

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Royal Picnic

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

'He's a mixed breed.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Countess

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'