Nobility Pillows

'Nobility vehicle'

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Baron de Munchausen

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Prince Charles

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

cayetana de alba

Royal Picnic

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Countess

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

huntsman on horseback