Humility Pillows

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Jesus Christ

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Caution Fragile

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Baron de Munchausen

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Exercise for the end of the day...

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

'Nobility vehicle'

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”