Humbleness Pillows

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Jesus Christ

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Caution Fragile

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

"I am so past enlightenment."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

"You know what would be even more impressive, Higgins? Humility."

"I've decided to stop being one of those smug bastards who gives up something for New Year."