Humbleness Pillows

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Jesus Christ

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Caution Fragile

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"I am so past enlightenment."

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."

"You know what would be even more impressive, Higgins? Humility."

it's part of my humility training. I'm letting it insult my intelligence.