Hooked On Humility Pillows

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You lifted your head.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Jesus Christ

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"You know very well what fish!"

'He did it for us.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Caution Fragile

Menace.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

"And the funny thing is, the humans still think THEY'RE in charge."