Rank And Prestige Buff Pillows

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."

'I'm afraid I have some bad news...'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Stop moaning. We all have to start somewhere.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

Army Barracks

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"I've decided being chairman's not for me."

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

George and the Dragon.

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

Falls at work.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

"As a concerned corporation, we take very seriously our responsibility to offer banal and meaningless platitudes for social media consumption."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

'You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Woods' game.'

'Well £60 million is less than I'm used to. . . but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the bank have?'

"In these times of fiscal austerity, I think it's important that we all stop asking about my year-end bonus."