Rangers Fans Gifts

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Caber

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Did you order takeout?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

The corona ranger