Rangers Fans Pillows

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

The corona ranger

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph