Railfanning Gifts

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

'Services cancelled due to points failure.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

The Train to Nowhere

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."