Raging Roadster Gifts

"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Give Way To Cyclists

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Road Construction Blues.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Trike lowrider

"Warp 1 - engage!"

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

Boulder Car

'Sheep happens.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Getting the Finger

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Think tank.

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'