Raging Roadster Pillows

"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Road Construction Blues.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Trike lowrider

Boulder Car

'Sheep happens.'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Getting the Finger

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Think tank.

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."