Rage Venters Gifts

"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."

Rock Climber

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Teenage Angst.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

Bill Tilden

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

It can be theraputic to make a list of everyone and everything that makes you angry.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

'You need to get your heart rate up once a day -- try listening to Limbaugh.'

'You are charged with plagiarizing a seventeenth-century sonnet. Won't you academics ever learn?'

Evil Personified $1.00

'Tennis'

Tourette's!!

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

Rant schedule.

Sir Lancelot. Sir Rants-A-Lot.

"It's either the Incredible Hulk or Jones has crashed through his stress barrier!"

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

"Only three bent clubs today. I see those anger management classes are starting to help."