Relationship Venters Gifts

'I found out that Lou hasn't been seeing another woman after all - he's been seeing about six of them!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"This will be hilarious!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

The prying mantis,

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'In Love'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"