Virtual Venters Gifts

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Follow me on Twitter...

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

The First Asshole

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Honest Vending Machine

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."