Virtual Venters Gifts

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Good luck with your video interview.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

Honest Vending Machine

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."